The Cookie Index, Fall '26 edition.

Cookies are the most-rated dish on Dishy by a factor of three. This makes them, scientifically, the most important food on campus.

Using 28,304 ratings collected between September and December, we ranked the chocolate chip cookie at every school where Dishy is live.

Brown wins. Yale is a strong second. UCLA, controversially, places ninth, dragged down by a baffling January switch to dark-chocolate-only chips. We'll keep you posted.